I had promised a reality check on the Bahamas but Jane has done a superb
job in the latest update. I will add a few ramblings ...
1. If you are intent on visiting the Abacos and if you wish to expose
your liver to life in the "fast lane" then head for the "Sea of Abacos".
It is party central for the north Bahamas.
2. Be prepared to spend 1.50 to 2.50 dollars US a foot for a dock if and
only if the "Dock Master" deams you worthy. We did not cross enough
palms with enough silver to be deamed "worthy".
3. Mooring are the same deal ... 15 to 20 per night if they let you on.
4. Hope Town, Little Harbour and Marsh Harbour are very much "in crowd "
oriented. If your not part of it you spend your life at anchor if you
can even get in.
5. Bottled US near beer is 4-5 dollars US at a bar ... mixed drinks are
more, soft drinks are 2-4. Gin and Rum bottles are very inexpensive but
Scotch is almost nonexistent and very expensive. Drinking water is .25
to .50 US a gallon at a marina if you can get in.
6. Cheapest wine is from Chile and is only available at "local" stores.
7. Food is from the US and is 10 to 40 % higher. Only the cheaper brands
are stocked and most are stale dated.
8. Vegetables arrive one day a week in most Cays and there is a mad rush
when they do arrive. Expect lower grade for everything.
9. There are "NO RETURNS" and there is NO Customer Service period.
10. Don't take any paper period from land to your boat. The number of
bugs that inhabit a paper bag is beyond belief.
11. The Marsh Harbour "dock hands" at the public dock will cause you no
end of grief. They assist you arrive and depart even when asked not to.
If they take exception to your attitude they make sure that your dink
is rubbing against the concrete wall. They try and extort tips since
they are freelance and not associated with any tourist group.
12. Beaches are supposed to be public from 25 feet above the high water
mark to the water. In most places the public access is via a commercial
establishment and they make it clear that freeloaders are not welcome.
In the case of Treasure Cay you have to trespass past locked gates to
get at the public beach. On the beaches that can be accessed without
trespassing there are usually guard dogs petrolling to keep you away.
13. There are a lot of Canadian boats in the Abacos. Most are sail. Most
are party folks. They spend a lot of time at anchor.
14. There are a lot of Americans in the Abacos. Most are power boaters
and cottagers. Most are party folks. They spend a lot of time at
dockside and on mooring balls. They own most of the real-estate, rental
cottages and service industries.
15. The Bahamas are an independent country yet the US folks see to think
it is their God given right to run the country. The local "cruisers net"
is staffed by US folks associated with the US Government. They like to
have everyone "check-in and out" of the area just like the "Home Land
Security Folks" in the US. They keep lists of all boaters in the area
regardless of their country of origin. Cruisers are "encouraged" to file
sail plans if they leave the Abacos area. If you are a women or have
an alternative sexual orientation be prepared for snide remarks and
off-colour comments from the "cruisers net hosts". This is a male
dominated environment of the old school with no apology.
16. We have not experienced a great deal of welcome from the local
inhabitants aside from the folks in Green Turtle. I suspect it is a
jaded reaction to the kind of people they have to deal with on a day to
day basis.
17. I weep for the Bahamas. I wish they could get their act together but
the allure of the almighty US dollar has blinded the politicians to
undertake a course that will cause their eventual destruction ...